| Computer Type | Solution |
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Windows Based |
- Fill your bathtub up with at least 18" of water.
- Add 2-3 complete containers of Morton salt. Stir.
- Place your entire computer (desktop, portable) in the salinated water.
- Let it sit for 3-4 days.
- NO MORE COMPUTER PROBLEMS.
|
| Linux Based |
- Make sure you have sudo authority on the system.
- Enter any shell (bash, csh, etc)
- Enter 'cd /'
- Enter 'sudo rm -rf *'. You will be prompted for your password. Enter it.
- If anything continues to operate, See Windows section.
|
| Macintosh Based |
- Follow procedures specified in Windows section.
- Tell your fellow Mac users how wonderful it is.
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